If u saw the Progressive Auto Ins Lady and/or the FreeCreditReport.com guy in a dark alley, what would you do? Freecreditreport.com - tell your brother, tell your sister, tell your mom, ever since we first showed up with our pirate hats on!
Note: I don't know how the commercial goes!
What? You have a heartbeat?
DISCOUNT!
You also breathe?
DISCOUNT!
You eat food?
DISCOUNT!
Note: Am I on the right track with this commercial??